"More than half the women in my administration are women and over half of those women agree that you should buy......you know, the thing." - Joe B.
BIDEN'S BOTTLE
Specially Formulated to Contain Exactly What's In
Joe Biden's Head:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
YES - IT'S REAL AND IT MAKES A GREAT GAG GIFT!
Biden's Bottle for Stamina, Clarity and Invisible Friends
Biden's Bottle
To Be
Totally Normal
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DIRECTIONS:
Use daily to achieve the same profound mental acuity as Joe Biden.
WARNING:
Not intended for use by persons who want to form complete, coherent sentences. May cause disorientation. Do not use when operating bicycles. Do not use if you intend to walk up or down stairs. Use caution when taking this product while wearing Aviator sunglasses, as this may magnify the aforementioned side effects.
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. DO NOT USE IF YOU VALUE YOUR JOB, YOUR COUNTRY, AND YOUR FAMILY, AS SIGNIFICANT LOSS MAY OCCUR.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Or do anything.
ABOUT
Benefits
"I shot this into my veins and came up with the Green New Deal."
AOC Says:
"This bottle makes me a kind,
empathetic, caring person."
Nancy Pelosi Says:
"Anyway."
Joe Biden Says:
"This bottle shall forever make me unburdened by what has been."